Santa Claus

This is the time of year when children around the world anticipate the arrival of their patron saint, Santa Claus. On playgrounds, at play dates, and in playgroups, Santa is their single obsession. Children, like adults, love to demonstrate their extensive knowledge on subjects dear to their heart, and so…

They share their personal Santa experiences:
I heard him on my roof last year…
He loved the chocolate macaroons we left for him, but he didn’t drink the milk…
He gave me exactly what I asked for…

They claim to have deep biographical knowledge about Santa:
He’s 321 years old…
He has 78 elves…
He was born in this place called Lapland…
He’s been giving gifts for centuries…
He has magic dust that comes out of his scalp like dandruff…

And once in a while, in their effort to claim preferred status, things turn ugly:
Santa doesn’t like gay families. If he finds out your parents are gay, he stops coming to your house.