That's pro surfer Laird Hamilton with his tow-in partner

My life. My card. My romantic life partner and the child we had via surrogate?

Actually, Laird (45ish) is married to hot volleyball star Gabrielle Reece (40ish). They have two kids together.

No idea why Gabrielle was left out of this ad for AMEX, but it got my attention. Two dudes, a dog, and a kid - kinda cozy, huh?