The Waiting Game

I went April 1st for my appointment with "the doctor that gets all the lesbians pregnant." And quite frankly, I was disappointed. . . I was actually ready to get up on the table and let him do some poking around to make sure the factory didn't need any extra help. . .like Clomid (which I've heard so much about.) But, no chance. . .he just sat down next to me and started asking question after question. . .about my LMP and if I'm regular and how many days my cycle is. . .then he gave me this sheet of instructions (which I had already received previously) and told me to follow those. . .so, I went out got the Clear Blue Easy AND Answer Ovulation test kits. . .and waited. . .waited for day 10 of my cycle to start testing. . .well today is day 11. . .it seems like a lifetime. . .and I've been on the internet allowing various websites to help me figure out my most fertile of days. . .I go to order the "specimen" and THEY HAVE RUN OUT OF MY DONOR! OMG! What?? This guy is/was perfect. . .the perfect height, weight, religion, blood type, he's healthy, his family is healthy EVERYTHING!! So, frantically I make a phone call and the bank will be releasing his "specimen" after the tests on May 22nd! The lady on the phone asks, would you like to be added to the notification list. . .and she couldn't even get the words out of her mouth before I said yes!! Then she gave me a hint that there was only one other person on the list so I have programmed my phone to notify me when to call and place that order!!

So, if I'm going this crazy about waiting. . .what is it going to be like when I actually have the insemination done? I have made arrangements (told my job I'm gonna miss a day and got the money lined up) to inseminate in June. . my friends say . . ."So soon?" and I say. . "Not soon enough!"

Cross your fingers and toes for me!!