You tube "Confessions of a sperm donor" - this is great

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9d7_1gI7IKE

I had a hard time understanding the lyrics but from what I could understand, I thought it was great.

"I could never be a father nor could I ever turn you away"

I do disagree on this, a 'sperm donor' is a father, but is not a dad...

Thank you Vinny Peculiar and Leah Wilkes.
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UPDATE: I asked "Vinny Peculiar" to post his lyics and he did! http://vinnypeculiar.blogspot.com/2009/10/confessions-of-sperm-donor-lyr...

I used to be a feminist I used to be a freak

Sold my sperm for bus fare I got £15 a week

The jobs as good as yours she said your numbers on the pot

Just abstain the night before and bring us every drop

But don’t expect a helping hand cause we’re strictly DIY

But there’s a piles of magazines next door you’re most welcome to try

We freeze it in a cryostat and you sign your name right here

It’s a brave new world out there she said for a genetic engineer

Sperm donor

Production and delivery became the weekly norm

I'd hold the pot beneath my arm to keep the sample warm

In the art of masturbation I truly excelled

Until I broke the night before rule once too often got expelled

And sometimes in my darker moments I imagine successes

Kids grown up and questioning paternal second guesses

Campaigning on the TV for genetic rights of access

With Kilroy finger pointing stage-managing the masses

Sperm Donor - money for old rope

Sperm donor -its funny but its no joke

Sperm donor - blood test dna

Sperm donor - get away

So if you’ve been affected by he issues in this song

I don’t have any answers there is no right from wrong

But should you track me down here then I’m certain come what may

I could never be your father nor could I ever turn you away

No matter where you got your genes or the colour of your hair

There’s a place for you in this world we can never share

And if I’m the one who gave you life by some proximity

I just hope to god you haven’t turned out anything like me…

Sperm donor- money for old rope

Sperm donor- its funny but its no joke

Sperm donot- blood test dna

sperm donor - get away

I used to be a feminist I used to be a freak…..

words and music by Vinny Peculiar 2004