I jumped around like a monkey long enough and someone noticed. They gave me a gig. I’ll be writing 3 -4 articles a week. I get paid depending on how many hits I get and how long each person stays there and how many repeat readers and how many newcomers and how many republicans and how many brunettes and how many wonderful and supportive friends I can get to click on it.
I’m so sorry to say that you’ll be shamelessly reminded almost daily to give a bitch a click.